You're The Only One, Baby

According to this fun little dealie, "Unique" was the 973rd most popular name for girls during the 90's.

Now, on the one hand, a rank of 973 does make it a fairly unique name; but on the other hand, uniqueness is an atomic quality; "a little bit unique" is like "a little bit pregnant," or "dead," or "Swedish."

I smell a raft of truth-in-labeling lawsuits aroud the time these girls' college loans come due.